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| Angelika/Mike Schilli |
Michael During our stay in the USA, which has now lasted more than 10 years, none of us has ever received a traffic ticket. Well, okay, parking tickets don't count, as they are as much a part of everyday life in San Francisco as brushing your teeth. And we don't drive particularly slowly either, but the speed traps on the side of the highway are so obvious that only the absent-minded would fail to notice them.
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Automatic camera radar traps are illegal in the USA, but unfortunately, there are more and more speed cameras at traffic lights, which apparently are allowed due to a legal loophole. And recently, a letter from the "Department of Traffic Enforcement" arrived, stating that our new car, the so-called "Rocket," ran a red light on the east side of the Bay in the Emeryville district (Alameda County).
The letter included a web address where one could watch a video illustrating the sequence of events. Indeed, the video showed the rocket, driven by Michael, who had made a quick right turn on red after shopping at Ikea, which is generally allowed in the USA. However, one must come to a brief stop beforehand, similar to a stop sign. Apparently, the driver wanted to get home as quickly as possible at the time of the incident to assemble the newly purchased Ikea furniture. In any case, he interpreted the rule a bit too liberally and sped around the corner without stopping. The flash video (see below)
The racing newsletter reporter doesn't stop before making a right turn at a red light.
The "ticket" wasn't exactly cheap, 381 dollars! The city of Emeryville, a thoroughly rundown East Bay rat hole, apparently needs every cent and is happy to squeeze innocent visitors from the world city of San Francisco, who don't want to waste time in the godforsaken place and quickly pass through!
No worries, one can afford it. But the problem with such an offense is, of course, that you get a point on your California driving record, which the car insurance company finds out about, and they promptly raise the liability premiums. This can amount to thousands of dollars a year!
To avert this misfortune, there is the option to pay a slightly higher fee ($410) and spend a day in a traffic course ("Traffic School"). While this doesn't directly save money, you still receive a point, but your car insurance doesn't find out about it. However, this is only possible if you haven't used this trick in the last 18 months.
The training lasts 8 hours and is conducted by specialized and licensed private companies, which you can choose from a list. To prevent people from getting bored while studying, there are even comedy schools where comedians present the dry traffic rules with humor! Personally, I prefer to sit at home and drink my beer, so I chose an online school.
With $20 via credit card, I enrolled in the course and was then presented with page after page of traffic rules, videos of severe traffic accidents, and animations of typical traffic situations. It mainly focuses on the consequences of drunk driving, uncontrolled speeding, and the so-called "road rage," where people become so angry behind the wheel that they yell at other drivers and insult them with obscene hand gestures (which in the USA... nicht The translation to English is: "is punishable) and to shoot around with pistols from the glove compartment. The latter, however, is illegal.
You can pause the course as often as you like, but altogether I've already spent about eight hours in front of the computer. You have to be as watchful as a hawk and read the text on the pages very carefully, because after each chapter there is an interim exam where you have to answer 10 multiple-choice questions without any mistakes. If you get one or more wrong, another ten partially different questions will follow.
To ensure that the driving school knows that the same test-taker is sitting in front of the computer the entire time and hasn't handed over the task to a friend, you have to answer ten personal questions at the beginning of the course (Figure #13): how many siblings you have, what your favorite sport is, and so on. Then, at random intervals during the course, one of these questions will pop up, and you must know the correct answer within 90 seconds. Since, for security reasons, I never answer such questions truthfully, I actually had to save the answers I provided externally!
Before the final exam, some courts, such as the Oakland court responsible for my case, require that the examinee also be identified by name. To do this, one can either go to a certified testing center, present an ID, and take the test there, or be identified online with the help of one of the three major credit bureaus. In... Rundbrief 05/2004 We have already reported on these institutions that, similar to Schufa in Germany, meticulously track the credit history of every citizen. To identify the person being checked, three multiple-choice questions pop up, the answers to which should only be known by the person in whose name the ticket was issued. For example, they might ask at which of the following four banks one has taken out a mortgage. Or what the last four digits of the person's secret Social Security number are, with the correct number to be selected from a list of four given options.
The questions in the final exam are not easy. One example was: How many fatal traffic accidents were there in the USA in 2005 that were caused by drunk driving? The options are (a) 16,000, (b) 25,000, (c) 5,000, or (d) 10,000. Or: "What should you be aware of if your car breaks down and you park it on the side of the road?" Possible answers are: (a) Watch out for tall grass, (b) open the trunk, (c) park the car facing oncoming traffic, or (d) turn on the high beams. If you haven't read the text beforehand, you're out of luck. Would you have known? The answers will be in the next newsletter.
I passed the final exam with 88%, while 80% was required. I'm quite a clever little fox who can remember numbers pretty well, but how someone with a bit less in the brain is supposed to manage that is beyond me. After passing the exam, the driving school sends you an official-looking paper certificate by mail, which you then send to the court by mail upon receipt. This then concludes the process and keeps quiet towards the insurance company. You can check online if and when this finally happens. Let's hope it works out...
Angelika For quite some time, Michael has been predicting that the American housing market would eventually collapse. He regularly sent newspaper articles to the homeowners among his colleagues that supported his hypothesis. We are considered a bit of an anomaly since we still rent. In overpriced cities like San Francisco and New York, where house and land prices, along with the property taxes to be paid, have long taken on surreal proportions, renting is indeed the more financially sensible solution.
But owning a home is part of the American dream. According to common belief, those who rise to the ranks of homeowners have made it into the middle class. American campaign slogans always include promises to increase the percentage of homeowners, especially among minorities.
Now, after the internet bubble burst in 2001, the housing bubble has also recently burst, causing international stock markets to tremble. The lamenting is widespread, although we were surprised that the whole situation lasted as long as it did. It was clear that house prices couldn't continue to rise at such a frantic pace, if only because of the laws of supply and demand. But the unyielding optimism of many Americans, low interest rates, greedy real estate agents, and unscrupulous bankers who smelled big money and issued risky loans, blindly led to the crisis. Would-be homeowners were enticed with fantasy terms.
Many buyers paid nothing upfront when purchasing a house and opted for adjustable-rate mortgages. In these cases, the interest rate is often initially unbeatable for the first one or two years and then rises rapidly. There were also models where the borrower initially only had to pay the interest on the borrowed amount, but not the principal itself. But why did the financial institutions engage in such risky maneuvers? As long as house prices were rising, everything was fine, because even if the homeowner could no longer make their payments, the bank would be pleased, as the house would revert to the bank, which would then sell it off at a much higher price.
Additionally, the so-called "Home Equity Loans" became extremely popular. These are loans that homeowners took out based on the increased value of their homes. Originally, these loans were used, for example, to finance home improvement projects. However, during the euphoria of the boom years, many people spent the money on other consumer goods or simply to afford a higher standard of living. But as house prices continue to plummet, resulting in millions of Americans having mortgages that are now higher than the actual value of their homes, the equation unfortunately no longer works out. Credit card companies are now concerned that their customers, lacking "Home Equity," will instead charge their expenses to their credit cards and eventually be unable to pay them off. As a precaution, they have significantly increased the interest rates for people who do not pay their bills on time and are therefore considered high-risk.
The stock market tremor arose once again because the credit institutions continued to sell the mortgages on the financial markets. They bundled the individual loans into tradable securities, which were then even rated as safe by the experts. However, when the mortgage loans started to default one after another due to falling house prices, unrest suddenly spread among investors. Credit institutions that had been particularly eager to invest in these actually high-risk securities suddenly incurred significant losses. Meanwhile, caution is once again the order of the day, and banks are no longer granting loans as freely as they used to. However, this is currently causing the economy to stagnate. Even the eternally consuming American has taken a hit and seems to be holding onto their money more tightly. At least they are drinking fewer lattes and frappuccinos, as the coffeehouse chain "Starbucks" announced this week a profit decline of up to 28 percent.
But rescue is in sight. Starting this week, the tax office, under the directive of President Bush and the American Congress, is sending checks to citizens to encourage them to spend more. Anyone who filed a tax return in 2007, had an income of at least $3,000, and possesses a Social Security number will receive up to $600 from the government ($1,200 for married couples filing jointly). An additional $300 is added for each child under 17. However, higher earners will have to settle for less. Most economic experts, however, doubt that these gifted sums will turn the tide.
According to the latest statistics released at the beginning of the week, California, along with Florida, Arizona, and Nevada, has the highest percentage of foreclosed homes. Interestingly, the statistics for San Francisco look different. While homes in surrounding areas like San Leandro, Daly City, and Fremont are being taken over by banks one after another, this is not the case in San Francisco. Here, house prices not only increased by 0.4 percent in March, but the foreclosure rate was also a low 2.4 percent. There are indeed a lot of wealthy people in San Francisco who are hardly affected by the economic downturn, or people who have owned their homes for decades. Additionally, many first-time homebuyers have been drawn to the surrounding cities, as houses there are somewhat more affordable than in San Francisco itself.
The fact that rents are rising during a housing crisis is somehow logical, because more people are entering this market. San Francisco is also a leader in this regard, despite low foreclosures. Rents in San Francisco have increased by 14.4 percent compared to last year. Somehow, we seem to be magically drawn to cities that come with high rents!
Amerikanische Duschen" translates to "American showers" in
English.
Angelika The translation of "Ich habe ja schon einmal im" to English is "I have already once in the". Rundbrief 08/2007 The somewhat unusual American windows have been reported on, but American showers also have their quirks. There have been several amusing scenes in our apartment when German overnight guests were baffled by our shower because they didn't know how to turn on the water.
In older houses and simpler motels that don't have modern shower cabins but instead have bathtubs combined with showerheads, you need some detective skills to operate the fixtures. When you turn on the faucet, the water initially comes out of the bathtub spout. First, you need to determine the desired temperature by turning the knob. Then, you have to pull the lever with the round head (see illustration 13) on the bathtub faucet to redirect the water to the showerhead.
The knob in illustration 14 serves two functions: If you push it upwards, it turns on the water. If you turn the knob to the left, so that the arrow moves towards "H" (Hot), the water gets hotter. To the right towards "C" (Cold), it gets colder. In some hotels, however, you can only turn the knob, not push it upwards. You turn on the shower by turning the knob clockwise (!). Initially, you go through cold water, and if you keep turning, it gets warmer. Michael, who cannot tolerate cold water at all, always stands outside the shower in motels while he lets the shower run warm with his fingertips. Once a comfortable temperature is reached, he gets in.
The showerheads are usually fixed to the wall, not removable, and without a hose. It's a wonder that we manage to get clean every day.
Michael Recently, we had lunch at the restaurant "MoMo's" in San Francisco's Soma District and, to our surprise, found a note in small print at the bottom of the menu: According to this, the place simply adds 3.5% to every bill without asking, a so-called "San Francisco Health Care Security Ordinance Service Charge" (Figure 15).
In fact, there has been a law in San Francisco since January 8, 2008, that... Thetranslation of "Health Care Security Ordinance (HCSO)" to English isalready provided, as it is originally in English. Translate to English: "which requires employers to provide health insurance for their employees if the establishment employs more than 20 people. Naturally, this doesn't sit well with the restaurants, and they have not only filed a lawsuit against the city but also seem to be ripping off unsuspecting guests. The waiter working at the restaurant in question only knew that it was a 'New San Francisco Thing' and that he hadn't seen any of the money yet.
There is certainly nothing wrong with health insurance for employees, but there is an objection to surreptitiously adding this amount to the bill. In that case, the restaurant should simply raise the prices on the menu! However, it seems that some prefer to lead their guests by the nose instead.
And a few days later at the "Incanto" restaurant in our neighborhood, we noticed a "Service Charge" of 5%, supposedly to cover the tip for the kitchen staff. In theory, as a guest, you could deduct this amount from the waiter's tip, but who really does that? The waiter isn't responsible for the greedy management's schemes. The only solution is to boycott these places for the time being; if the guests stay away, maybe they'll get the message.
Let's face the facts: On a $50 bill, not only do you have an 8.5% sales tax (which is $4.25) and an additional 15-20% tip for the waiter on the total amount ($8.14 - $10.85), but also a new restaurant fantasy tax of 3-5% ($1.50 - $2.50)? So, the $50 on the menu becomes $67.60? Where are you going, San Francisco?
The title "Parken am Rande des Wahnsinns" translates to "Parking
on the Edge of Madness" in English.
Top: The street sweeper comes on Tuesday between 12 and 2 PM. Bottom: The new silly residential parking zone Z.>
Michael We have often described the catastrophic parking conditions in our neighborhood, but recently the situation has worsened. To make matters worse, there is now also the residential parking zone "Z," which is marked by appropriate traffic signs. Within this zone, you are only allowed to park for 2 hours on weekdays from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. if you do not have the corresponding permit on your car.
The badge is only given to those who live on the respective street. Now, our place is on 24th Street, where there is no parking zone, only parking meters, so we're screwed, we don't get a badge, and we have to search in the few remaining side streets without parking zones until we're blue in the face! Initially, only a few streets had the regulation, but more and more residents couldn't find a parking spot and submitted petitions to have their street included in the nonsense as well.
We now have two cars, the old Perlman and the new rocket. Rundbrief 02/2008 The rocket is in the garage, Perlman has to spend the night on the street. But that also means that we can have the good old parking games again. Rundbrief 07/2001 The translation to English is: "Once a week, the street sweeper comes, and then the Perlman has to be moved, otherwise there will be a parking ticket that costs $40.
However, people are reluctant to give up a good parking spot, and many just drive away briefly, let the street sweeper pass, and then immediately squeeze back into the old spot. What tourists don't know, and locals are reluctant to reveal: Even if the traffic sign (illustration 18) states that the street sweeper passes through on Tuesday between 12 and 2 PM, you can still park there during that time frame. nachdem The street sweeper has driven through.
Through years of time-consuming studies, I have discovered that the street sweeper on 23rd Street, where street cleaning according to the traffic sign takes place on Tuesdays between 12 and 2 PM, passes by almost exactly at 12:25. I assume that the street sweeper follows a set schedule, which is established somewhere in the secret archives of the city of San Francisco, and which he must read, memorize, and then eat.
Documentary video: The street sweeper is coming to our area.
Before the street sweeper, what I call wasps drive. Rundbrief 07/2001 Here's the translation to English:
") those who distribute the parking tickets. (By the way, the official name of these cute three-wheelers, whose drivers wear bicycle helmets, is "Interceptor".) The trick is to move a car parked there around 12:15, lurk nearby, and as soon as the street sweeper passes through at 12:26, reclaim the old parking spot.
Since I always work from home on Tuesdays, I quickly leave the house at noon, get the car, and repark it. Recently, I even made a documentary video (see above).
Overregulation of this kind is sprouting up in San Francisco like mushrooms. The former city of revolutionaries has become a home for prematurely aged people in their late thirties who have nothing better to do than sit in their million-dollar homes, count their money, and start neighborhood initiatives when there are no parking spaces. Recently, we had parked the Perlman on Jersey Street in our neighborhood for almost a week, and technically, you're not allowed to do that due to a relatively unknown and absurd regulation: the maximum parking duration is 72 hours, after which you have to move the car at least one block away. No one really adheres to this, but sure enough, some desk jockey from Jersey Street stuck a note on our car and accused us with harsh words (see illustration 19). What an idiot!
And when the company Google picks up its employees with the shuttle in San Francisco and these buses rumble through the quiet streets at night, there is an immediate outcry. In illustration 20, you can see the corresponding... Thetranslation to English is: "Announcement in the neighborhoodnewspaper 'Noe Valley Voice' The headline, by the way, features the rarely used verb "to rankle." Look it up in the dictionary to see what it means. Among cool people, there is once again a tendency to move to the South American neighborhood of Mission or even to quite run-down areas like Hunters Point. Rundbrief 02/2008 ... to escape the wannabe alternatives in our neighborhood.
Angelika Currently, the Republican presidential candidate has been determined, while Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are still in a neck-and-neck race for the Democrats. John McCain can be confident of his official nomination at the Republican National Convention in the summer. For the Democrats, this time the superdelegates will actually... Rundbrief 02/2008 ... as I already predicted in the last newsletter, will play the decisive role.
Without the superdelegates, Clinton cannot win the nomination, even if she overwhelmingly defeats Obama in the remaining primaries. Clinton is fighting like a wild lioness in a cage and is taking on increasingly unappealing traits. To appeal to white workers, a group from which Obama has received the fewest votes so far, she sometimes jumps onto a pickup truck and rides with a worker to a gas station, only to lament about the high gas prices. Or she drinks a beer in a bar in Indiana, where the next primaries will take place on Tuesday, simultaneously with the state of North Carolina. I have never seen anyone so in love with power. Hillary and Bill want to return to the White House, no matter the cost.
Hillary's latest mantra is that she--like John McCain--wants to suspend the gas tax (a mere 18.4 cents per gallon) over the summer months so that prices temporarily drop and everyone can pump more gas into their huge cars again. A gallon (about 3.8 liters) of gas currently costs around $3.60 on average, which is extremely high by American standards. Gas prices tend to rise in the summer anyway, as demand increases because everyone drives on vacation and refineries reach the limits of their capacities.
Experts suspect that the gasoline price will soar above four dollars nationwide; in San Francisco, we're already paying that anyway. Economic and environmental experts are pulling their hair out. Firstly, the math doesn't add up, because if the tax is removed and people drive more, demand increases, which drives prices up even further. Secondly, this action obviously doesn't solve the problem in the long run. Conservation and driving less are necessary, and for that, gasoline prices should actually be raised through a tax, as it's the only way to force consumers to change their behavior. Thirdly, the gasoline tax is used to maintain the country's infrastructure, which is desperately needed, as bridges and roads are partly in a miserable condition.
To be fair, I must mention that Clinton wants to pass the tax onto the oil companies through the back door, while McCain seemingly doesn't care about how to fill the gap. Additionally, both of them overlook in their adventurous proposals that such decisions cannot be made without the approval of the Senate and the House of Representatives. I hope that the voters see through the game.
Obama categorically rejects the proposal by McCain and Clinton regarding the gasoline tax. However, Obama currently has entirely different problems, as his somewhat radical pastor, from whom he has just distanced himself, is traveling across the country in a media-effective manner and delivering speeches that are making life difficult for Obama. And once again, we have reached the point in the American election campaign where it is only about platitudes, even though there are important issues like the economic crisis, the Iraq war, and healthcare for all that need to be discussed.
Michael Just like in Germany, heirs must pay inheritance tax, the so-called "Estate Tax," on an inheritance. However, there is an exemption limit set at 2 million dollars.
Surviving spouses are exempt from the estate tax. However, this does not apply to people who are not American citizens. This is the reason why many green card holders eventually apply for American citizenship, even though it offers few advantages other than the ability to vote. By the way, the Germans have a... Agreement with theAmericans The phrase translates to: "which in the year 2006 grants an exemption of $2,000,000 between German/American and German/German spouses.
The above-mentioned exemption limit for Americans of 2 million dollars, for example when someone bequeaths money to their children, only applies in the year 2008. Next year, 2009, it will be temporarily raised to $3.5 million, and then in the following year, 2010, it will be completely eliminated.
And now comes the kicker: In 2011, it returns with an exemption limit of only one million dollars! So if the American Congress does not come together and pass a new law for the Estate Tax, also known as the "Death Tax," dying in 2010 will be cheaper than ever before. One can easily imagine the societal impacts this could have, and it is hoped that the government will promptly avert this.
Angelika In America, aside from December 25th for Christmas, there are no religious public holidays where employees have the day off. Good Friday and Easter Monday are just regular workdays. However, many Americans do celebrate Easter. Children hunt for Easter eggs, and the churches are full. San Francisco celebrates a very special event every year at Easter, which falls into the "Only In San Francisco" category. The "Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence" celebrate Easter Sunday in Dolores Park, just around the corner from us, in a very unique way.
The sisters are homosexual men dressed as colorful nuns and represent a non-profit organization whose members tirelessly collect donations for charitable projects. They raise money for AIDS projects or support groups that advocate for more tolerance. Funds are directed to institutions that care for homosexual seniors, local hospices, or homeless shelters for families, as well as to breast cancer aid, with a particular focus on smaller organizations that might otherwise be overlooked. Sexual education and ending discrimination against people with different sexual orientations are also important to the group.
The sisters founded their somewhat unusual order in 1979 in San Francisco. It originally consisted exclusively of gay men. Nowadays, the group is more diverse, and women are also among the members. There are also branches in many American cities and other countries. In Germany, you can find the "Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence" in Cologne, Berlin, and Hamburg. However, San Francisco is still considered the motherhouse.
Of course, it has not escaped your notice that the clothing and chosen names are intended as a humorous parody of the rituals and customs of the Catholic Church. Naturally, some church leaders and strict Catholics do not appreciate this. It has been suggested that the special Easter celebration of the sisters should no longer be held on Holy Easter Sunday but on another day, though this has not been successful so far. I can only say, stay relaxed, because the San Francisco sisters have raised over 1 million dollars through their voluntary efforts since their inception and have distributed it charitably.
But back to the Easter fun at Dolores Park. The "Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence" are known not only for raising a lot of money but also for putting on an entertaining show. Easter at Dolores Park starts innocently enough in the morning with an Easter egg hunt for children. Later, you might want to send them home, as the crazy hat competition ("Bonnet Contest") follows, along with the particularly popular "Hunky Jesus" contest, where the craziest/most beautiful Jesus is chosen. An endless line of men in original or less original outfits (some barely dressed) attempt to portray Jesus. The winner, whom you can see in illustration 24, impressed this year not with any frills but solely with his natural demeanor and convincing gestures. If you happen to be in San Francisco for Easter, don't miss this San Francisco institution!
Greetings from by far the craziest city in the world:
The translation of "Angelika & Michael" to English is "Angelika & Michael," as these are proper names and typically do not change when translated between languages.
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