08/20/2007   English German

  Edition # 69  
San Francisco, 08-20-2007


Figure [1]: A classic garbage chute, leading down to the trash can.

Michael Under the category "Inventions that deserved the Nobel Prize but never received one," today we present the so-called "Garbage Chute." Who hasn't cursed when they had to take out the stinking trash in the middle of the night? In America, you don't have to go down the stairs to the garage or the yard for this; you simply open a hatch that reveals a chute where the waste swiftly travels downward.

In illustration 1, you can see a classic implementation of the system on our neighbor's house. There, the pipe is attached to the exterior wall of the house (the house was probably 'retrofitted') and leads directly into a classic garbage bin located in the courtyard below.

Convenience is a big deal in America. So much so that our next door neighbor often doesn't even make it to the trash chute in our building. Sometimes he hangs the garbage bag on his doorknob, in order to take it to the chute in the morning. It's hard to believe!

Greetings from the land of the laziest people in the world:

Angelika und Michael

RSS Feed
Mailing Liste
Impressum
Mike Schilli Monologues


Get announcements for new editions

New editions of this publication appear in somewhat random intervals. To receive a brief note when they're available in your mailbox (about once every two months on average), you can register your email on the 'usarundbrief' Google Groups list.

Your email address



All Editions:

 

Send us a comment
We'd like to hear from you, please send us feedback if you want to comment on the content or have suggestions for future topics.

Simply write your your message into the text box below. If you'd like a response from us, please also leave your email. If you want to stay anonymous, simply put 'anonymous' into the email field. This way we'll get the message, but we have no way to respond to you.

Your email address


Message

 
Contact the authors
Latest update: 19-Mar-2026